Takes a classy lady to choke on shower meat.


You know how you open the fridge to grab a drink and mindlessly stick a piece of bacon in your mouth then move on to switch laundry over, and head in to jump in the shower all the while savoring ( spacily chewing like bacon gum) imageaccidentally step on a Dora bath toy ( at least it wasn’t a Lego)thusly jumping straight in to the not yet warm ( cold) stream of water and so inhale a chunk of afore-mentioned bacon? ….  Um yeah me either.

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